Aberdeen clubbers of the week
It’s essay season
Essays, deadlines, no money. This is the gloomiest part of the year. But in true Aberdeen fashion, you all still managed to make it to the clubs, cheers to that.
Most interesting individuals
Just your everyday surfer dude
Just your everyday weightlifter
Just giving up with the day
Saddest photobomb
The guy in halls they forgot to invite
Most awkward club scene
Wild life
Most luscious locks
Because you’re worth it
Coolest people on the dance floor
Our friend really fancies you… friend…
Best checked shirt, no face gang
Is this a thing?
Clubber that didn’t get ready in time
Coolest Girl Gang
looks like an indie teen movie
Best impression of a crazy girlfriend
At least the woman in black is enjoying herself
Happiest couple
“I love you, Brian”
Best group sing-a-long
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Most magical clubber
Lumos Maxima
Most gorgeous girls
Best guy licking other guys face
Runner Up
Most unexpected angle
You’ve never seen Exodus like this before
Most disorientated clubber
I guess he didn’t get the memo
The clubber summing up the night
Calling a taxi whilst throwing up
Coolest T-shirt
no wonder all the backs are turned with that attitude
Best where’s wally photobomb
he found them
Best creepy kids TV presenter impression
Hi kids! It’s me uncle Sabino
Best hair whip
I whip ma hair back and forth
Biggest group selfie fail
“Alright everybody get in the shot!” John: “Aaay”
Comfiest bouncy castle experience
Our favourite clubber
Thanks to Institute, Exodus, Underground and Garage for the photos.
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