Clubbers of the Week: Week two

Don’t tell mum

They say the second film is always better than the first. They say the second child is always more loved than the first. They also say if you’re in the second instalment of clubbers of the week, you’re probably really fit.

‘Hold me Jeff’

hold-me-jeff

Couple of the week

couple-of-the-week

Let me just stick this to your face

let-me-just-put-this-on-your-face

Let me just point to where my friends are

which-direction-are-my-friends

When you sack tap yourself

self-sack-tap

Scared and confused

even-more-scared-and-confused

I love lamp

i-love-lamp

No paps please

no-paps

Simple pleasures please simple people, like sniffing balloons

happiest-about-balloond

Check his pulse

check-this-mans-pulse

When you realise you haven’t even seen his face

when-you-dont-know-what-he-looks-like

Guess who voted leave?

guess-who-voted-leave

When someone steals your girl

thumb-round-2

No, I’m the cameraman

no-im-the-photographer

Been hitting the gym but not the sunbeds

someones-been-hitting-the-sunbeds

These glasses taste good

these-glasses-taste-good

Whats a camera?

is-that-a-camera

When you sober up and have no idea whats going on

what

When you can’t prepare for the photo

scared-and-confused

Most confused smurf

most-confused-smurf

Swimming in it!

swimming-in-it

When you pause mid grind without telling the guy

when-you-stop-mid-grind-for-a-photo

Little devils

little-devils