How life looks in the uni prospectus vs. reality

Here is a compilation of images that prove the uni prospectus is utter bollocks.

Your halls in the prospectus

That lawn though

Your halls in reality

The red brick contrasts well with the grey sky

Your Room in the prospectus

So spacious

Your Room in reality

I hate my flatmates

Sitting in lectures in the prospectus like

Maybe the lecturer is really fit

Sitting in lectures in reality

Powerpoint and chill

Walking around uni in the prospectus

HAHAHAHAHA

Why are they always laughing?

IT’S RAINING STOP LAUGHING

Walking around Uni in reality

Oh wait, you never actually turn up.

Experimenting with pipettes in the prospectus

Oooh, science

And in reality

U okay hun?

Studying in the library in the prospectus

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Hanging out with friends in the prospectus

They’re actually sleeping with each other’s boyfriends

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Brian Cox in the prospectus

…into a K hole, right, Bri?

Brian Cox in reality

Let’s not forget the whiskey bottle from the night before

Sport in the prospectus

Purple and proud

Sport in reality

Down it, fresher

The kitchen in the prospectus

How was it ever going to look like this?

And in reality

“No, we don’t need a dishwasher in our second year house”

Future you in the prospectus

She’s only sat there because there are no seats in Ali G

You in reality

Snapchat first, aid injured friend later

I mean, what were you expecting?