A drain in Smithdown burst and leaked sewage all over someone’s garden

You couldn’t make this shit up

What’s the worst thing that could happen mid-exam season? You lose your pens? Leave your laptop on a train? Whatever thought comes to your mind, this is probably worse.

Yesterday, the drain in the yard of a Smithdown house was smelling bad, so one of the girls who lives there lifted it up to find out what was going on.

“She lifted it up to assess the situation, and the poo just exploded everywhere.” One of the other girls told us.

“We can’t open the windows at all. I’ve never seen so much poo in my life.”

Another housemate said, “I’m traumatised. I needed mitigating circumstances for my exam this morning.”

There is a video, which you can watch here – but you really shouldn’t.

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