Clubbers of the week: Remember, you can revise for your exams hungover

SKWAD UP

They’re sorry people are jealous of them, they can’t help that they’re that popular

Beard buddies

“Hey everybody, look, my friend is sweating”

Walk like an Egyptian

“YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR THE SAME SHOES AS ME”

Stop trying to make the dab happen

Seriously, stop trying to make the dab happen

They made the dab happen…

When your DJ is also a serial killer

Plot twist: they tell Stormzy to shut up

She’s trying to free her head

She’s clearly lost consciousness and needs an ambulance

When her clingyness stops being cute and you just want to escape alive

When you check to see if bae has got into the photo with you

Throw ya gang sign up

I’m just waiting on a mate

I reckon he’d be a good assassin

1. Wotsit residue around guy #1’s mouth and fingers. 2. Guy #2 must be cleaning his Wotsit residue off his fingers. Sneaky snackers.

Only dweebs look directly at the camera

“You want my body”