Clubbers of the week
Take me back
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
This may refer to St Paddy’s, but it’s appropriate for every night in Underground. And here’s the proof Aberdeen…
Shortest clubber
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
Most dramatic club picture
It’s like a Renaissance painting
Most discrete bra
If you’ve got it – flaunt it!
Best brows
We don’t know what to say
Runner-up
Creepiest stare
“I see you gurl”
Runner-up
“I’ve seen it all”
Most classic Exodus shot
It wouldn’t be Exo without a conga line
Sexiest couple
The luck of the Irish is on his side
Most intense discussion
“Guys do you want to hear a secret?” Girl in black: “Oh hell no!”
Weirdest couple photo
Runner-up
“It ain’t chu, I just need a new boo”
Luckiest guy in the room
It’s ladies’ night and the feeling’s right
Most awkward photo
Take it all in
Most miserable clubber
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
Best paedo moustache
The suits don’t help
Best demonstration of hair routine
“..and then I rub it in, and then I use the conditioner, and then…”
Best Elvis impression
It’s uncanny
Weirdest hand gestures
Um?
Runner-up
DJ Phat BeatZ in da hoouse!
Best police chase
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