Clubbers of the week
It was a week like any other; you neglected your studies, had too much to drink and forgot to call your parents.
Most diverse facial expressions
Best catch in the act
“Please my mum doesn’t know I drink this much”
Strangest couples photo
Runner up
Feelings. emotion. passion
Best nearly headless Nick impression
How is he going to drink that?
Most fake smile
Mate, she only wants to sell you a drink
Most colourful hair
Aberdeen needs some colour
Biggest, baddest biker gang
So much leather
Most impressive model shot
Vogue
Most likely to be on BBC1 Introducing
They definitely should be a band
Strangest prop
As they say; ‘a banana a day..’
Most loving friend
Biggest downfall
Hottest clubber
‘It’s getting hot in here so take off all your clothes…’
Two people destined for each other
him..
…and him
They’re both alone in the club. But they seem okay with it
Most serious dancers
“We’re not in this club to have fun, Larry”
Most protective parents
“We’re here to pick up our son”
Most awkward side glance
Most uncomfortable photo
“What do we do? Everyone pose, quick!”
Most prepared clubber
“Anyone up for drunk food?”
Happiest clubber
We just want to hug him
Biggest gang
They take up all of Underground
Most distressed clubbers
Did they see the woman mooning?
Most left out clubber
Let the poor guy in the circle
The duo of the week
By Julia Loftus and Mairi Young
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