Clubbers of the Week
Who needs a 2:1 anyway
Another week done, another deadline missed. You made the choice to sacrifice your As for the club, but it was worth it for the photos. Keep ’em coming Aberdeen.
Best Wedding Picture
Isn’t it every young girl’s dream to spend their special day in Exodus?
Most possessive
Runners up
Best squad
We wish we had as many friends
Most impressive pout
Runner up
Best celebrity disguise
You’re not fooling anyone Brad Pitt
Happiest clubber
“This is the best night of my life!”
Best three bodies, only two heads
It was a close tie
Most awkward high-five rejection
Deepest look into your soul
Babe, you can tell me anything
Best twins
We’re really confused.. is this mirrored?
Wealthiest clubber
Capitalist pigs
Highest levels of swag
It’s the ring
Best facial expression
Funniest guy in background
He’s like a rabbit in the headlights
Biggest attention hoe
We all know you just photoshopped yourself into this
Best short shot story
Most likely to be kids TV presenters
“Hey kids! Today we’re going to teach you about VKs! Are you ready?”
Most romantic
Take me away Johnald!
Cheers!
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God, this man can’t catch a break
