Clubbers of the week
Shots shots shots shots shots
This week has seen it all. Sports Balls, socials, Valentine’s and snow – and as per usual Aberdeen clubbers did not dissapoint.
Best Happy-Dad-in-Club impression
Most possessed by demon
Get behind me Satan!
Glossiest hair
Because you’re worth it
Most dramatic clubbers
Not sure if they’re fighting or hugging
Calmest club shot
Is there no music? Why is everyone just talking? PUT YO HANDS UP
Most thoughtful clubber
“Everybody is an alcoholic. But if you judge an alcoholic by his ability to drink VKs, he will live his whole life believing that he is sober.” – Einstein
Most awkward three-way
“Ooh is this Herbal Essences?”
Best impression of IKEA flatpack furniture
Bought and sold at your nearest IKEA
Best silent scream for help
Hottest Salsa dancers impression
Rumba!
Best “Take me home” looks
Happiest Conga line
Conga Conga Conga!
Runner up
That’s why we love Exodus
Hottest kiss
Open eyes, nice
Most shocked
He probably saw that kissing couple
Where isn’t Wally
Find the guy not wearing the Wally outfit
Most accurate portrayal of Game of Thrones
Joffrey & Cersei
Biggest emotions
Aaaall byyy maaa seeelf, don’t wanna bee
Most official clubbers
It’s a done deal
Most layered photo
Oh the depth
Best attempt to make a stupid face but still look good
Best Attempt to Make a Stupid Face.
Kidding you’re all beautiful
Biggest Inbetweeners lookalike
Friend!
Maddest eyes
SkillZ
Smuggest clubber
I got 99 problems, but the bitch ain’t one
Manliest kiss
I don’t wanna clooose my eeeyes, I don’t wanna fall aasleeep coz I miss you babe
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