Clubbers of the week
With Valentine’s Day approaching, you all went out hoping to find a suitable mate
It’s that part of the semester when no work is due yet, so you can go out every day of the week and not feel that guilty.
And you did. Here are some of the best bits.
Most disgusted clubber
Ew
Most co-ordinated clubbers
Lovely lumberjacks
QTs
Smelliest clubbers
Check yo’self
Best society squad
Best solo shot
What is he reading
Sassiest clubber
‘Don’t TOUCH me’
Best jumper
Look at it
Sleepiest clubbers
Cute
‘I don’t know what’s happening here’ clubbers
What is happening?
Most ballin’ clubber
Ladies, form an orderly queue
Clubber who’s going to be pissed at his mate after this
They are no longer friends
Most romantic clubbers
That hand on neck action
Best unicorn impression
A VK unicorn
Best magic trick
Whose hand is that?
Best dad pic
When your dad has his first VK
Thanks to Institute, Garage, Underground and Exodus for the photos.
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