Panic over, porn still works on Eduroam

Eduroam has not blocked access to adult sites.

What started as a rumour and spread quickly through Yik Yak over the past weeks swelled to a crescendo of terror at the heart of Cardiff’s fresher population.

Thousands of horny, bored freshers were left terrified that the University had decided to block Eduroam from accessing porn sites, as of Saturday October 31st.

The fear-stricken face of a man who may never watch another FakeTaxi video again

Kate, from Talybont South, said: “I heard that it was going to be banned through Yik Yak.”

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With the deadline now having come and gone The Tab can confirm Eduroam will still let you get your pornographic fix – giving Cardiff’s freshers a reason to get out of bed on a Sunday, even if it is only to grab the moisturiser and a box of tissues.