We asked you what the last thing you dreamed about was

Have you ever been shaken awake by the terrifying image of Boris Johnson’s gelatinous face writhing towards you on the body of a multi-colored snake? Has that night out at Lakota when you lost all your mates come back to haunt you in your deepest sleep?

Ever wondered what the average Bristolian dreams about? The Tab has the answers.

Chloe McLean

I was desperately trying to force some toothpaste back into a toothpaste tube. Maybe it’s a metaphor for my sexual frustration?”

Jai Lake

“I was Spiderman. I’m always Spiderman. Every single damn time.”

Kamal Ahmed (BBC Political Editor)

“I was on the 10 o clock news in my boxers. It was terrifying.”

Alex Reese

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“I was playing a video game where I was forced to kill myself on some spikes to progress onto the next level. I then entered a Battle Royale style game in a supermarket where I was forced to fight my opponents with a frying pan. My mum was there.”

Stefan Davis

“I was back at school with my chums. The maths teacher was letting us have a party. I was naked too, it was great!”

Ed Straw

“I was Indiana Jones mountain-biking through a tunnel in a volcano. It was really hot so I took some clothes off.”

Cara Loukes

“I was a Sherlock Holmes style detective solving a murder in London. Just before I revealed who the murderer was, my bloody sidekick screamed it out and got all the credit. Sod off to him I say!”