We found the North-South divide

We promise this isn’t a Geography dissertation

Forget the open cast mines and Kerry Katona, there’s plenty of good stuff going on up North. 

What’s the craic?

Reasonable prices, trams, pastry, ale. What’s not to love?

Only problem is, beyond that rusty bloke overlooking the A1, no one quite knows where the south ends and the north of England really begins.

Where does £5 for a pint stop and bakwell pudding start?

We asked the wet dweebs of UCL to draw a line signifying the North-South divide. They hadn’t a clue.

NS1

That’s upside down pal

NS3

That’s still not the right way up

NS2

We said a line not curve

NS4

That’s just attention seeking – pop your teeth back in your mouth

NS5

Your chin’s bang on Edinburgh

NS7

I don’t care how many colours you’ve painted your nails with, this is still upside down

NS6

No nonsense with this legend

NS8

Such a vanilla answer x