Shitlist: Week two
Three reasons to stay in your room this week
OUCA – Port and Policy

When: Sunday
Where: St Giles Church Hall
Details: Here
They say: ‘OUCA welcomes all people and perspectives’ for ‘lashing of good quality port’. We say: Come see red-trousered hacks get sozzled and shout at foreigners.
LARP: Memento Mundi
When: Saturday
Where: The Four Candles Pub
Details: Here
Like video games? Like fantasy RPG video games? Like shitter, real-life versions of those games? Come down to the Four Candles for some ‘character generation’ followed by a trip to the woods to throw paper cut-out lightning bolts at adults dressed as orcs. Here’s a taster.
Oxford Chess Club: Freshers’ Blitz
When: Wednesday
Where: Christ Church
Details: Here
Cons: Chess, STEM undergrads, chess, arthritis, chess, chess merch, chess banter. Pros: ‘Blitz’ means 5 minutes long games.









