Freshers Flu in Peru
Freshers flu has followed SOPHIA VAHDATI across the Atlantic. Think yourselves lucky
Jealous?
You will never escape
Each slide of your pen opens up a cut deep inside you that will never truly heal. There’s a barely perceptible flash of light and a slight sinking feeling inside your stomach. It’s done. A horcrux has been created; it contains part of your soul and will be forever kept in a chest in the master’s lodge until you graduate and donate a six figure number to your college in later life.
This is the only real explication as to why I am lying in bed with a banging headache a painful stomach and wishing my mum was here to give me tea and sympathy. Sound familiar freshers? If not then it’s a glimpse of what’s to come…
Of course, all of this is simply a hypothesis, don’t let it ruin your Fresher’s week. Have fun, dance lots, make friends -I’m probably completely wrong.
God knows I hope that week 5 blues doesn’t travel across the Atlantic to find me… Only time will tell.
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