Birmingham ConFRESHions
Take a look at what these Freshers got up to last week….
Freshers week, the time where acts of self humiliation become common currency and alcohol a replacement for water.
The Tab took to Campus to ask this year’s batch of first-years what antics they got up to in freshers week- whether it be embarrassing, silly or downright odd, this year’s crop had it all.
Here’s our selection of their best conFRESHions:
Partying hard then..
This guy knows how to bust a move
No wonder she wanted to cover her face!
[Insert rant about Taxpayers money here]
Translation: “We saw a car flip over and so we redirected the traffic like the good Freshers we are”
Banter? Bullying? It’s a fine line…
Just a casual night in Selly then..
Incredible
Get this woman a medal
OH MA GOD
Well that would have made an interesting sight
We’re happy for you
Just a bit of good old fashioned family cock blocking here
It is the place to be these days…
Cab driving can be a risky business when freshers are around
This Fresher took it to the next level
To the point I guess..
Being a good samaritan doesn’t apply when you’re a fresher
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