Why @livunilibrary is an absolute legend

As the temperature rises in accord with the stress levels in the library, new forms of distractions and procrastination are popping up left, right and centre.

One of the more amusing outlets of sarcasm is the library twitter account. Managed by god knows who, this invisible comical genius has been providing some much needed bantz during peak exam and essay time.

From drunken tweets from their staff pub crawl to encouraging messages urging all students to vacate their desks before weeing, they have come into their own during the most appropriate time of the year, when the majority of the student population is glued to the greenhouse that is Sydney Jones/Harold Cohen (delete as applicable).

Here is a selection of the best tweets from the last couple of weeks. Whilst you peruse this comedy gold at your leisure, I will be on the neverending hunt to identify this jester, and perhaps ask him out if he is in fact A HE (love a good joke me, better than a good set of abs any day).

Attention students. Please stop snogging. That is all.

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) May 8, 2014

If you don't like GoT then you have our permission to either watch RuPaul's Drag Race or Adventure Time #librarianapproved #educational

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) May 5, 2014

Drag Race: what a bloody shout.

Really not going to Bumper.

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) May 4, 2014

In Bumper.

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) May 5, 2014

Feelin’ your shame bro.

If we organised a Library pub crawl would people turn up? #inappropriateactivities #letsdoshots

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) May 4, 2014

If I did shots off your chest, would that be inappropriate?

The #SJL has 400 more people in it than the #HCL does #meaninglessfact #stuckonreception #howareyou #imokthanks #howsyourmum #notsobad

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) May 2, 2014

What sort of person neatly lines all their rubbish up, but doesn't put it in the bin? #serialkiller pic.twitter.com/e4UgUhpld7

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) May 2, 2014

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Rain #rain

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) April 30, 2014

I'm going to the shop to buy an ice cream if anyone wants anything? #cornetto

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) April 29, 2014

Yeah babe, i’ll have a bottle of gin and slimline tonic please. Easy on the ice.

We don't expect you to stay glued to your seat all day (please go to the loo if you need to, no puddles) but 30mins is long enough #parking

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) April 28, 2014

No sooner hath you arisen from your den to pop to the loo when a stalky librarian comes along and leaves a passive aggressive note marking your 2 minute absence. Sort it out guys, gal’s gotta wee.

Can all students be aware that from Sep 2014 we will expect formalwear to be worn when ascending/descending the #HCLrefurb staircase

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) April 25, 2014

NEWSFLASH: a snapback and nike trackies do not count as formalwear boys.

As part of the HCL refurb we are getting a mosh pit.

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) April 24, 2014

ManU fans why not hide in the library? Both open till 11pm.

— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) April 20, 2014

Still bored? Still can’t find a computer? Perhaps peruse our guide to finding a seat in the library, which includes such tips as providing lapdances, committing crimes and, of course, being a total bitch.

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