The Standtorialist: May Ball
May Ball’s Best Dressed
Being the last event in St Andrews’ social calendar, May Ball is one of best events to really dress up for. The range of dresses and bow ties were the finest Kinkell’s ever witnessed. The floor was graced with a lot of pastel and prints, along with some suave velvet jackets. Whilst those that made it to the survivors breakfast at 2am looked slightly more disheveled than when they arrived, everyone pulled off black tie charm with little effort.
Emily
Drink of choice: Old Fashioned
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James
Drink of choice: Champagne
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Rose
Drink of choice: Tequila
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Kelly
Drink of choice: Beer
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Kieran and Ed
Kieran- drink of choice: Cider
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Ed- drink of choice: Cask Ale
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Bea
Drink of choice: Gin and tonic with raspberry coolie
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