Raise your hand if you are tired of Taylor Swift and Lena Dunham too
Just because you have night class doesn’t mean no Thirsty Thursday for you
The city now means more than just a Spring Break destination
Note to self: It’s never fun to explain why your jokes are funny, it’s always awkward and you sound like a patronizing asshole
If the farmer and the cow man can be friends then so can we.
I prefer to get those calories from tastier foods, like pizza or ice cream
The ‘dance floor’ is essentially the side of a children’s sand pit – just significantly less fun
You’d think at a top 25 institution of higher education, the WiFi would work, the printers would print, the elevators would elevate…
