The ultimate guide to pre-gaming in a lecture

Sometimes life hits you with the shit stick and your schedule is crap. There’s no escaping it.

But just because you have night class, doesn’t mean no Thirsty Thursday for you. Here is the ultimate guide to pre-gaming in class.

For the student that always goes to class with a Starbucks:

Purchase a venti Very Berry Hibiscus Refresher

Drink in beginning of class

Excuse yourself with your backpack and empty Starbucks cup and fill empty-cup with red beatbox which is hidden in backpack

Drink away.

*Tip: If in a class where you need to contribute, speak up at the beginning of class so as not to chat utter bollocks whilst half cut

For the student who can’t be separated from their Swell bottle

Fill swell bottle up with alcohol of choice prior to class

Drink away.

*Tip: remember mixed drinks will make a fizz when you open your bottle

For students who like hard liquor

1. Sit at the back of class
2. Drink from a concealed drinking vessel
3. Try not to pull a face

Perhaps not quite like this though…

*Tip: do not use disposable coffee cups, hard alcohol makes them disintegrate quicker than my memory on a Friday night

Drinking with friends? Add a drinking game so that every time your teacher says key words you have to take a swig of your drink.

Happy pre-ing.