If Jocks are your favourite I really don’t think we can be friends
Alexa, play the Baywatch theme song
If you can’t even get 15 then you belong at UCL
Yes, you should self-isolate and no you’re not too cool for TikTok
If you got Mike Bloomberg, this is your vibe check
‘Wait, you live where?’
The biggest question you can ask yourself today.
‘Is it that obvious I’m single?’