Clubbers of the week: Kicked out of Hive in Week Five

A girl like you is too pretty to be spending her Saturday nights at Potterow

Drop a cheekbone tutorial right this second.

Call me crazy but I THINK it’s this stunner’s birthday

Not a single one of you missed in this picture

These outfits ate so much I heard that these ladies ended up in a food coma

Uh oh I think Timothee has spotted a peach across the dance floor…

I think you’ve taken the phrase ‘devil on my shoulder’ a bit too far

Clubbers of the Week is proud to present you with an exclusive deleted scene from the hit Netflix show ‘You’:

I think bro in the back is the other woman

An accurate depiction of my deadlines sneaking up on me

Run.

If the last word on that shirt is ‘look’, I’m going to need you to burn it.

There is only one wanker in this picture and I’ll give you a hint – he’s not wearing a shirt

Law boys default into this category I’m afraid

BAN men with caps in clubs

I stand by my point.

I wonder how many couples he broke up this Valentines’…

I hope everyone’s reading week looks like this

How did you sneak that past the bouncer…

I would let these men hold my drink.

He’s got the guy on the right mesmerised with his immaculate vibes

If this woman has zero fans, then I am dead.

Power move if that number is your body count

We love girls supporting girls

The true support system in this picture is that top (friends come close second)

Only the most heroic women can survive WhyNot in Valentine’s week

And this… is exactly what I mean by that

How much do you want to bet these two met on the night?

This is my Superbowl

I don’t think that’s the type of cake you’re meant to eat…

“Mom I want you to meet my online girlfriend”

There is so much spite behind those eyes

No seriously, I hope the guy in the centre is watching his back

(Guys this is the part of the song where you put up your hands)

He may be frowning but that moustache is smiling

Has anyone checked in on the guy in the middle???

Subway is giving the Jazz bar a run for its money

This may not be an album cover but it does look like a spotify ad for live gigs

When are we getting this rom-com on our screens?

There is something so beautiful about this that it almost makes me forget how icky Cowgate is

That hair flick!!

You weren’t creeper this week, but don’t worry, there is always space for you in these posts

Tom Hiddleston??? Is that you??

Me looking at my roster after Valentine’s day (I have zero guys on my roster)

Well that makes one of us!

WHAT is going on behind the camera???

How I’ll be after I get these stupid midterms out the way

Number 69 reveal yourself.

It’s murder on the dancefloor…?

Not a single person in this photo is on the same wavelength and I love it.

And finally… point at the person who spent Valentines’ day alone!