Starting the new semester off in style…
After a six-month hiatus, your ultimate weekly guilty pleasure has returned once again. Clubbers of the Week is back!
With semester two now well underway, it’s clear Edinburgh’s resident clubbing stunners, creepers, heroes and heroines are out in full force. Enjoy…
Stunners of the Week
The hair, the bag, her smile – she’s serving ’90s Goddess.
Her top is absolutely slaying.
What a little cutie!
These girls are gorgeous, as is the iconic Urban Outfitters corset
Another girl in the same Urban corset – proving it’s a staple in any Edi stunner’s wardrobe
Serving drinks and serving looks
The duality of women: prairie chic vs matrix
A late happy birthday to this stunner Lauren!
Creeper of the Week
Are they staring at these gorgeous girlies or did the cameraman just have something on his face?
I wonder what p*ssed him off so much?
Same guy caught creeping with the same girls not once, but twice…
An achievement? Perhaps
Third-Wheel of the Week
A dance circle just for two
Maybe more of a fourth wheel situation…
It seems he didn’t get the memo on the tongue piercing and red hair
A camera shy queen
Wanker of the Week
The clubbing pyromaniacs return
Kudos to the two on the ends for putting up with their mate in the middle
Crack a smile!
The girls are (rightly) not impressed by sunglasses in the club
Seriously what is it with men and fire?
Vapes are a major ick, I’m gonna say it!!
Hero of the Week
Our double parked hero.
Put your hand up if you look good and you know it!
Very wholesome. The guys in the wanker category should be taking notes
The real heroes are always the DJs
The Subway staff who make seventy venoms an hour? Undeniably heroes
Heroine of the Week
The blonde Bourbon girlies are an unstoppable army and I won’t be told any different
Right in front of the DJ booth? BOLD
The only girls to have their priorities straight, tbh
No matter the question, Taylor Swift is always the answer
Gonna channel the vibes of this photo for the rest of the semester
WTFs of the Week
And why SHOULDN’T Pandora be represented on the WhyNot dancefloor?!
The stamping during this has killed off the poor Kincaids students’ sleep schedules
All I can think of is the germs from kissing that screen
Pledging allegiance to the DJ
If we had to see this, so do you
Can’t imagine anything worse than a puffer coat in Hive
Album Cover of the Week
The renovated LED room in WhyNot is giving Tame Impala
They can only be singing All Too Well (10 Minute Version)
Bring back pop duos!
The WhyNot photographer was really getting into his vibey psychedelic photos this week
My senses would be overwhelmed if I was in this room
Daisy Jones and the Six if it were set in 2023
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
When you find out the girl you’re trying to get with is a fresher
She wins all staring contests (anyone else kinda scared?)
2:44am when Dance Monkey comes on and you realise where you are
The twins from The Shining if they were Tamagotchi girlies
Best of the Rest
These absolute kings sending Atik off in style – the best way to go
Obsessed with the turtleneck and shirt combo!
When the tea is piping hot
Coats inside AND shoes on the sofa???
Smiles all round!
Sm love <3
Loving the new hair accessory
The fact people eat pizza in Hive terrifies me.
An angel, a devil, and a girl who’s just happy to be here
Thomas Miller (Hive)
David Stewart (Subway Cowgate)
Kealan Bond (WhyNot Nightclub)
Neil Stewart (Bourbon)
Ben Glasgow (Atik Edinburgh)
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