Edinburgh Playhouse sends porn to kids

They’ve issued an eXXXcruciatingly awkward statement

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The Edinburgh Playhouse, the New Town student haunt, has received national attention after a very embarrassing mishap.

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Hundreds of pornographic DVDs were sent to children who had attended a Playhouse summer school.

Production company, EditHouse, have accepted the blame for this XXXtra embarrassing mistake.

A spokesman for Edithouse said:

“Edithouse takes full responsibility for the mistakes made in the duplication process of DVDs for the Edinburgh Playhouse, which resulted in highly inappropriate and inaccurate material being sent out to a small number of Edinburgh Playhouse customers.

“We would like to apologise sincerely to the Edinburgh Playhouse for the inconvenience and most importantly to the children and parents affected by this terrible error. We are sorry for any distress caused.”

Whilst Police Scotland have stated that a crime has not been committed by the out-of-house production company, an investigation has begun and the DVDs recalled.

These poor kids were just hoping to relive the happy memories of the summer of ’14.