BAYAN PARVIZI reviews the best places to take someone way out of your league.
Culture is happening all around us. If you can’t be arsed to find it yourself, our resident Culture Vulture has found it for you.
Our resident food critic avoids being labelled a paedo during a relatively civillised evening of intergenerational swapping.
BAYAN PARVIZI urges you to go and see this masterpiece at any cost.
BAYAN PARVIZI joins the rest of the Tab team for a quiet meal at the epicentre of neocolonial fuckwittery.
BAYAN PARVIZI falls head over heels for this spiritual successor to Blind Date.