A to Z of Bristol Uni: It’s time to relearn the alphabet but Bristol Uni style
Can you guess what K stands for?
A- A.S.S
The arena for the most intense game of musical chairs in exam season.
B- Brandon Hill
The ideal spot to live your best Skins wannabe life.
C- Clifton Off-License
Every single flavour of Dragon Soop is stocked here. Where else would you go?
D- The Downs
Perfect spot for cute summer BBQs and sunny drinks.
E- Energy drinks
Fuelling the walk home from Motion to Stoke Bishop.
F- Fashion show
Woodland Road becomes a catwalk between lectures.
G- Gravity
Where else would you get with a rugby boy wearing a hideous costume?
H- Hiatt Baker
Spawn point of Bristol BNOCs.
I- Iced coffee
Nothing tastes better than a cheeky Source Café iced latte and any self-respecting Bristol girl would never order anything else.
J- Jason Donervan
Drunk Bristol students gather like a moth to a lightbulb.
K- K.
I don’t think I need to elaborate.
L- La Rocca
J+ La Rocca= ideal Friday night.
M- St. Michaels Hill
The reason you were told to “watch out for the hills” when you got your offer.
N- Nicotine
Whether it’s an Elf Bar or rollies, you probably know someone with a taste for nicotine.
O- Online learning
Because students famously never wanted lockdown to end.
P- Poppers
This one could be just me, but it still deserved a place.
Q- Queen’s Ave bus stop
The top spot for freshers to have a blem and some gossip while waiting for the U1.
R- Roll me a cigarette?
As soon as you start to roll in a smoking area, this is all you’re going to hear.
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S- Strikes
18 days off next month? Yeah, can the uni just pay the lecturers already?
T- Turnitin
Turnitin deadlines getting closer takes years off my life every time.
U- U1
When you’re blacked out this becomes a teleportation device.
V- Voi
Zoom Zoom! Everyone’s fav orange scooters.
W- Wills Memorial Library
When you want to pretend you got that Oxbridge offer…
X- Xpelled
You if you fail all your exams lol. DM us if you can think of a better one.
Y- Year out
Let me tell you all about my Gap Yah….
Z- Zoot
The best end to an afters to put you right to sleep.
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