Viral pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati offered $250k *adult* job because of his huge bulge
His bulge might have ended one dream, but it’s started another
The pole vaulter who went viral last week because his huge bulge knocked him out of the Olympics can quickly move on from his woes, because he has a big pay day coming his way.
Anthony Ammirati went viral after he appeared to miss out on Olympic gold because his penis clipped the bar on the way over, whilst performing his pole vault. Of course, his Paris dreams were shattered, but the internet felt for him and made him a massive meme.
The 21-year-old French athlete has since spoken out about the moment, and told the French Athletics Federation: “I’m a bit gutted, because I didn’t miss anything on the third attempt at 5.70 m. What I did miss was a bit of jumping in training to fine-tune the settings. Just a technical session. I was 100 per cent physically, but I was missing a bit of pole vault. The conditions were good. It’s the first time I’ve started a competition without any stress. As I was a total outsider, I only had one goal: to interact with the audience. I was almost there.”
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It turns out his mishap also caught the attention of adult entertainment company CamSoda, which has offered him $250k in exchange for a 60-minute cam show. In a letter obtained by Us Weekly, CamSoda Vice President Daryn Parker made the offer for him to show off his “goods” in exchange for big pay.
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“Although you didn’t bring home the gold medal, you can still capture the gold from your fans via CamSoda – that has to count for something, right?” the offer said. “Plus, you won’t have those restrictive compression shorts holding you back, so feel free to let it all out and show the world why you should have your own Olympic competition next time around.”
Honestly, he should do it. Just my humble opinion.
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