These ‘Vocal During Sex’ memes will have you reaching for the megaphone

You’re welcome x

4 years ago

We’re only a week into 2020 and there’s already a new format doing the rounds on Twitter – the ‘Vocal During Sex’ meme. Its basic structure works like this:

The setup:

“me: I’m quite vocal during sex
her: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*”

The punchline:

[some random point about culture, the world, your thought process all written in CAPITAL LETTERS]

Like most memes, this one is basically just another excuse to share your inner shower thoughts in exchange for a few likes and retweets. But hey, it’s a great way to procrastinate and put off revision for another minute or two.

Here’s a list of the best Vocal During Sex memes Twitter has to offer:

When you can’t get that theme tune out of your head

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
her: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*

“AUTOGLASS REPAIR AUTOGLASS REPLACE”

— ?KB? (@sext4p3) 2 January 2020

When football is EVERYTHING

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
her: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*

WE’RE GOING TO LOSE THE REPLAY AGAINST BRISTOL CITY ON PENALTIES AREN’T WE?

— James Mendelsohn (@jmendelsohn77) 6 January 2020

Seriously, have some more respect

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
her: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone* john deacon and brian may are both very important parts of queen stop repeatedly attacking brian and invalidating johns contributions and talent

— cleo ? (@youthquaken) 31 December 2019

Sorry, what decade are we living in again??

me: I’m quite vocal during sex

him: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]

me: *through megaphone*

HE SAID: I MAY HAVE COME EARLY BUT AT LEAST I WON THE ARGUMENT

— Ben Burchell. And, Esq (@PaleBlueDotBen) 6 January 2020

In case the bush fires in Australia aren’t enough proof

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
him: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*
THE PLANET IS DYING! STOP USING SINGLE USE PLASTICS! CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL!!!!

— FrancesCHughes☆ (@FrancesCHughes_) 5 January 2020

If you’ve ever worked in hospitality, you’ll know

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
them: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone* ALWAYS CLEAN YOUR TABLE BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE COFFEE SHOP OR RESTAURANT PEOPLE

— ????? (@D__AlSY) 2 January 2020

When the election is done but you’re still not over it

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
her: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*

I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS WITH IMPOSSIBLE PROMISES (…) YOU END IN THE GROTESQUE CHAOS OF A LABOUR COUNCIL – A LABOUR COUNCIL – HIRING TAXIS TO SCUTTLE ROUND A CITY

— l(e)aflet-girl ?? (@chels_annett) 5 January 2020

Not your usual sex playlist but you’re into it

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
him: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*

YOU’RE INSECURE, DON’T KNOW WHAT FOR

— elizabeth (@esbarnard_) 5 January 2020

I think we can all agree that nine grand a year is a JOKE

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
her: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*

JUAT BECAUSE THE WAY TUITION FEES ARE PAID BENEFITS THOSE FROM POORER BACKGROUNDS DOESN’T JUSTIFY CHARGING EXTORTIONATE AMOUNTS

— ???? ?????? ?? (@GregAllman22) 6 January 2020

“I’d like to talk to the manager”

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
her: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*

HOW MANY CORNFLAKES KAREN

— Ameme Hack (@AmemeHack) 6 January 2020

Remember singing this absolute banger in assembly?

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
her: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*

BREAD OF HEAVEN, BREEEAD OF HEAVEN, FEED ME TIL I WANT NO MORE

— l(e)aflet-girl ?? (@chels_annett) 6 January 2020

Some people just need more encouragement than others

ed: I’m quite vocal during sex
me: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
ed: *through megaphone*

AM I TOUGH ENOUGH? AM I TOUGH ENOUGH? HELL YES I’M TOUGH ENOUGH

— Oban Mackie ? (@ObanMackie) 6 January 2020

Got to love 21st Century dating

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
him: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*

YEAH BUT DO YOU LIKE ME? OR DO YOU LIKE-LIKE ME?

— male preset 01 (@stepheniscowboy) 5 January 2020

Everyone deserves to dream big

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
her: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*

“I JUST WANT A FUNCTIONING BUS NETWORK”

— Joseph Gellman (@joseph_gellman) 5 January 2020

Altogether now…

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
Him: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone* TRANS RIGHTS

— Throbbing Boars Head now at Publix?➡️FWA (@Pig_Minted) 28 December 2019

It’s all in the delivery

Me: I’m quite vocal during sex.
Her: lol thats okay ?

[later in bed]
Me: RIGHT! NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, I CAN NOW INFORM YOU OF THE 37 DANGERS OF STYROFOAM AND WHY I BELIEVE IT SHOULD BE GREATLY REDUCED OR REMOVED IN OUR SOCIETY ALTOGETHER!!!! NUMBER ONE-

— AstraVex (@AstraVex) 28 December 2019

Henry Cavil mostly topless – need we say more?

Me: I’m quite vocal during sex
him: lol that’s ok

[Later in bed]
Me: *through megaphone* TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHEEEER https://t.co/EixbF4kb4b

— Anahí Of Vengerberg ⎊ (@LullabyOfWoe_) 28 December 2019

It’s time to get working on those harmonies

Me: I’m quite vocal during sex
Her: lol thats okay

[later in bed]
me: *with my karaoke machine* Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

— The Element of Irreducible Rascallity (@Paledi_) 27 December 2019

Finally, someone who speaks the truth!

me: I’m quite vocal during sex
her: lol that’s ok

[later in bed]
me: *through megaphone*
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IN THIS TWEET FORMAT I’M JUST USING IT FOR LIKES AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR IRL SOCIAL VALIDATION

— feliz where’s my dad (@TurningPtURGuay) 4 January 2020