Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Drinking begun in Week One

Did you miss us? Because we missed you xoxo


It’s that time of January when our New Year’s resolutions are thrown out of the window because who in their right mind would say not to a week-long refreshers rager? Certainly not the club rats spotted in the first clubbers of the week for #2020thrive. Whether you’ve been slutting it up at Subway, or wading through the stench of Hive, clubbers of the week is here to give you a round-up of our favourite snaps from this week. We are SO back.

Stunners of the Week

Winner

May be an image of 3 people, people dancing, crowd and text

Motherquake 9.0 detected

Runners-up

May be an image of 4 people and text

Leopard print is so in

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Ok this is quite cute

May be an image of 7 people, people dancing and text

Serving

May be an image of 3 people and text

This belongs in the Louvre

Creeper of the Week

Winner

May be an image of 4 people, turnstile, crowd and text

It’s 2025 and you’re STILL here

Runners-up

May be an image of 4 people, crowd and text

PUT YOUR TONGUE AWAY… we would rather not see the inside of your mouth x

May be an image of 4 people, crowd and text

This feels too personal….you’re making us all wildly uncomfortable x

May be an image of 2 people and text

Uh oh Sideshow Bob has escaped again

May be an image of 3 people, turnstile, crowd and text

Are you sniffing her hair? Lol

Wanker of the Week

Winner

May be an image of 4 people, crowd and text

It’s giving S3 school disco

Runners-up

May be an image of 4 people, crowd and text

“I want the most obnoxious pair of pink sunglasses so everyone will look at me.” I think the girl behind you speaks for all of us

May be an image of 4 people, crowd and text

Slim shady

May be an image of 1 person, hookah and text

Why are you covering her face? Rude

May be an image of 6 people, crowd and text

Shiver me timbers x

Unhappy Clubber of the Week

Winner

May be an image of 4 people, crowd and text

Free my girl.

Runners-up

May be an image of 5 people, turnstile, crowd and text

Guy on the far left is giving grumpy cat

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It’s okay to smile?

May be an image of 2 people, turnstile, crowd and text

Drinking beer in Subway just feels wrong

May be an image of 5 people, people dancing, crowd and text

He looks STRESSED. It’s giving Fifth Harmony tea

Hero of the Week

Winner:

May be an image of 3 people, crowd and text

Holding your mate up on a night out is the lord’s work. God bless you soldier

Runners-up

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My reaction when I hear Fein at the club

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So kind of you to comfort a friend with IBS

May be an image of 3 people, crowd and text

Sweet Caroline BUM BUM BUMMMM

May be an image of 4 people, drink, crowd and text

Well done for telling your friends where to look. Shame some still can’t find it

Heroine of the Week

Winner:

May be an image of 2 people, phone, crowd and text

Praying they granted your request diva

Runners-up

May be an image of 6 people, crowd and text

There are many heroines in this picture, you decide who’s your winner

May be an image of 1 person, drink and text

You enjoy that venom for carrying the whole of Hive on your back queen x

May be an image of 3 people, crowd and text

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

May be an image of 3 people and text

Holding your nose feels like the right thing to do here

WTF Moment of the Week

Winner

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What the hell, sure

Runners-up

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I find this photo… unsettling

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Ok, who gave Dobby a sock?

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Girl idk either

May be an image of 2 people, people dancing, fire, crowd and text

Whatever that flare said to you just work it out on the remix. Girlie on the left looks scared

Best of the Rest

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Let’s all wear white and not tell her lol. Regardless, living for all of you

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Do you have disproportionately long arms?

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You have a debilitating case of main character syndrome

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There were three of us in this marriage

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I fear some context is needed here ladies?

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Good enough. Welcome back Fezco

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Rock on (home to your parents)

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SPILL THE TEA GIRLS

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“Gen Z is trying to what? Gen Z is trying to cancel Eminem? Honey, that’s cute”

May be an image of 5 people, people dancing, crowd and text

Baddie baddie, shot o’clock

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So polite with it

May be an image of 1 person, drink and text

I’m sorry but Tequila Rose is criminal

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Guy in pink do you live in Subway?

 

Photo Credit:

Hive (Thomas Image Photography)

Subway (David Stewart)

Love Wednesdays (Kealan Bond)