
Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Drinking begun in Week One
Did you miss us? Because we missed you xoxo
It’s that time of January when our New Year’s resolutions are thrown out of the window because who in their right mind would say not to a week long refreshers rager? Certainly not the club rats spotted in the first clubbers of the week for #2020thrive. Whether you’ve been slutting it up at Subway, or wading through the stench of Hive, clubbers of the week is here to give you a round up of our favourite snaps from this week. We are SO back.
Stunners of the Week
Winner

Motherquake 9.0 detected
Runners-up

Leopard print is so in

Ok this is quite cute

Serving

This belongs in the Louvre
Creeper of the Week
Winner

It’s 2025 and you’re STILL here
Runners-up

PUT YOUR TONGUE AWAY… we would rather not see the inside of your mouth x
Most Read

This feels too personal….you’re making us all wildly uncomfortable x

Uh oh Sideshow Bob has escaped again
Wanker of the Week
Winner

It’s giving S3 school disco
Runners-up

“I want the most obnoxious pair of pink sunglasses so everyone will look at me.” I think the girl behind you speaks for all of us

Slim Shady

Why are you covering her face? Rude

Shiver me timbers x
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner

Free my girl.
Runners-up

Guy on the far left is giving grumpy cat

It’s okay to smile?

Drinking beer in Subway just feels wrong

He looks STRESSED. It’s giving Fifth Harmony tea
Hero of the Week
Winner:

Holding your mate up on a night out is the lord’s work. God bless you soldier
Runners-up

My reaction when I hear Fein at the club

So kind of you to comfort a friend with IBS

Sweet Caroline BUM BUM BUMMMM

Well done for telling your friends where to look. Shame some still can’t find it
Heroine of the Week
Winner:

Praying they granted your request diva
Runners-up

There are many heroines in this picture, you decide who’s your winner

You enjoy that venom for carrying the whole of Hive on your back queen x

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

Holding your nose feels like the right thing to do here
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner

What the hell, sure
Runners-up

I find this photo… unsettling

Ok, who gave Dobby a sock?

Girl idk either

Whatever that flare said to you just work it out on the remix. Girlie on the left looks scared
Best of the Rest

Let’s all wear white and not tell her lol. Regardless, living for all of you

Do you have disproportionately long arms?

You have a debilitating case of main character syndrome

There were three of us in this marriage

I fear some context is needed here ladies?

Good enough. Welcome back Fezco

Rock on (home to your parents)

SPILL THE TEA GIRLS

“Gen Z is trying to what? Gen Z is trying to cancel Eminem? Honey, that’s cute”

Baddie baddie, shot o’clock

So polite with it

I’m sorry but Tequila Rose is criminal

Guy in pink do you live in Subway?
Photo Credit:
Hive (Thomas Image Photography)
Subway (David Stewart)
Love Wednesdays (Kealan Bond)