Someone had to do it: All the wild sex scenes from Babygirl, ranked by filth factor

I need baptising after watching these


Today is the day for all of us horny losers gagging for it: Babygirl has hit the cinema. Hallelujah. Since I first clapped eyes on the announcement that my celeb crush chief Harris Dickinson would be starring in an erotic drama with Nicole Kidman I just simply knew this was the film for me. Now it’s finally out and we all know it’s going to be a particularly sexy viewing experience, here are all the Babygirl sex scenes ranked by sheer filth factor. COVER YOUR EYES!

Some context: Nicole Kidman plays a CEO called Romy who finds herself in the midst of a world flipping, lifestyle threatening fling with a much younger trainee played by Harris Dickinson. Chaos obviously awaits, but also a lot of fun. Here’s the sex scenes from Babygirl ranked by filth factor – you horny buggers.

SPOILERS for Babygirl ahead. 

1. The George Michael one

Set to the tune of Father Figure, this is one of Babygirl’s most wholesome sex scenes. The film doesn’t have much nudity, but this one does feature some horned up dialogue where Romy is asked to take her dress off and various other intimate antics.

2. Never Tear Us Apart

Apparently, INXS refused for the film to have the rights to use their classic banger at first but Nicole Kidman herself pulled some strings and secured the bag? Diva. Comes in second cause it is quite brief, but still definitely not one to watch with your nan or anything.

Phwoar

3. Horny milk

Between this and Squid Game, why is milk having a moment? A flirty little sexy moment where Romy is instructed to drink the milk wordlessly and when she does she gets rewarded with a “good girl”. I’m shaking.

4. The pool party

After the affair ends, the two meet for one last time and get caught by Romy’s husband and a fight breaks out. Honestly quite tame, but still gorgeous to look at.

5. You’re mine

When Romy has a party and her colleague Esme brings Harris Dickinson as the guest, things really heat up and Romy tells Harris “I don’t want you seeing other women; you’re mine.” And we all moan that we can’t have him, in unison. For more like this and for the latest memes, quizzes, updates and general pop culture chaos – like The Tab on Facebook.

 

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