Finally an answer to the question we’ve all been thinking: What did Lily Phillips do for Christmas?

Sure, OnlyFans model Lily Phillips is worlds away from relatable, but when the rest of us were chowing down on enough chocolate to put Willy Wonka out of business, surely she was doing the same things on Christmas?

Lily Phillips seems to be everywhere at the moment, from her shocking admissions on TikTok to *that* Josh Pieters documentary that broke the internet earlier in the month. For better or worse – and whether I like it or not – she is now a permanent resident in my head.

Naturally, as I lay comatose following too much Turkey and prosecco, I found myself on TikTok where my algorithm now naturally prioritises Lily’s most recent posts. Here’s what I learned about how Lily Phillips spent Christmas.

Lily Phillips was the definition of TMI on Christmas Day

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After successfully sleeping with 100 men, and possibly even 300 in mid-December, you might think that Lily Phillips was hibernating during the Christmas break. You’d be dead wrong. On December 25, when we were unwrapping our presents and gearing up to host family we only see once a year, Lily was most likely doing the same. She is a human being, after all.

Between that, she took time out of her day to post a TikTok. Did she talk about the Christmas spirit? Did she share her excitement at the upcoming Gavin and Stacey climax? Of course not, she discussed her love of “backdoor.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever expressed on here how much I love the backdoor,” she told her followers on TikTok. “So my next big gathering, I’m going to predominantly be doing it in the backdoor. I mean, you can obviously use the front door, but I would prefer it in the back.”

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The wild statement went down well with fans, as one penned: “I want to be a participant in the next challenge.”

She was nominated for another award

Just a week after she was nominated for an AVN award with pal Bonnie Blue, Lily Phillips was put up for an XMA Creator Award. The ceremony, hosted in Miami in 2025, will see huge creators such as Jasmine Teaa, Rose Rider, and Alexas Morgan come together for a night of sordid fun.

On Boxing Day, she also posted a lingerie snap from her kitchen alongside the caption: “Cooking up a storm #wifeymaterial.”

What she cooked is anyone’s best guess because there was not an ounce of food in sight in the Instagram piccy.

Of course, she’s kept up with the OnlyFans marketing

OnlyFans performers don’t get bank holidays off like the rest of us, especially if they went to make bank and get to the highest earners list.

Lily’s x-rated Twitter was extremely active over the Christmas period as she jokingly asked followers on Christmas Eve “me or a Tesla for Christmas???” She kept up with demand despite the holiday, uploading new videos to PornHub and Twitter and revealing that she had set a date for her biggest group activity yet.

Say what you want about her 100 men in a day stunt, but I’m betting Lily did far more for the homeless communities this year than you did. Through her Amazon storefront, and with a little help from her subscribers, she donated a bunch of things to homeless causes.

Featured image credit: Lily Phillips