Here is what bedroom you should have based on your Newcastle degree

Because nothing sums you up more as a person than what you choose to spend 3 years of your life on…

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In this article I’ll be basing your whole personality and room based on what course you do. No I don’t have all courses covered because I’m only human, but hey it’s my article not yours.

Media/ film

Yes, this is a cliché, but chances are if you do film you will have a Pulp Fiction/Kill Bill/ anything directed by Tarantino poster hanging right above your bed and you WILL take any opportunity to explain why your choices in film override anyone elses. I once went on a date with a boy who did film and he had an extensive aftershave collection he had lined up on his shelves and explained in detail each of their scents so … take with that what you will.

Psychology

Look, I don’t know why but every psychology girl I know has the cosiest room on offer. I’m talking salt lamps, fluffy pillows, multiple blankets, Jellycats, the lot. Maybe all that analysing of people’s brains wipes a girl out at the end of the day and all they need for comfort is a mountain of duvet. Who am I to judge?

Sports science

Okay maybe I’m biased on this one as my brother is a sports science student (embarrassing that we are related I know), but any boy doing sports science is likely to care more about the current match score or buying new football shoes than keeping a clean room. Crusty sheets anyone?

Business

Okay, I’ll afford the business boys a little more luxury than the sports science boys, but although they have managed to clean up a bit I still have a hard time believing that they have any ounce of personality so the walls stay empty. Apart from maybe a singular post it note reminding them to focus.

Languages

As someone who lives in a house full of girls who do Spanish (and yes we all did year abroads) I know more than anyone how sacred the year abroad postcard wall is. And aside from that, languages girlies are all hot and have great rooms. You heard it here first.

Architecture

Oh architecture students, never have I met another brand of students so stressed and frazzles but yet with the most stylish and put together bedrooms. Best believe their rooms have some form of a pop-art/grey-scale framed photo (and a designated cry area). Best of both worlds some might say.

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