Clubbers of the Week: Freshers’ Week
So fresh and so clean
Why hello there, welcome to clubbers or welcome BACK to clubbers.
Catch us here every week roasting your club photos and reminding you of your bad decisions, you missed us didn't you. Summer has been long hot and sweaty and now we're ready to get back on it. Strap in, freshers, it's gonna be a wild ride.
What's your favourite renaissance painting? Ours is this one by Leonardo da VK
Somebody call Italy, we have a new piece for the Sistine Chapel
"Feed me like a baby bird"
When you see your mate chatting to their ex after a summer of no contact and insisting they're "over them"
Please not again
The force is strong with this one
When you get the "you up" text and you're definitely about to do the exact opposite of your friend's advice
he MaKEs Me LaUGh
Watching your boyfriend strawpedo his tenth VK of the night knowing he's the one
Put your hands in the air if it's only the second day of the semester and you're already six weeks behind
Help me
"Look, DJ, I know you've played Old Town Road already but please play it again"
When your flatmate asks if you're gonna do your washing up any time soon
Absolutely not, Jennifer, I'm going to fish
When a four day bender is actually a lot more tiring than you thought it would be
We all need the support of a friend sometimes
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The real history behind Lizzie Borden’s pet doves, as shown in Netflix’s Monster
The storyline is loosely based on fact
If you’ve never burped in your life, there’s actually a medical name for it
It’s a recognised condition
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The best three UK universities to study every subject at in 2027, as revealed by The Times
Imperial College London ranks first for medicine, not Cambridge or Oxford
Rotten Tomatoes alternative scoring movies on ‘woke’ themes divides people after going viral
Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story is 85 per cent ‘woke’
Meet Mae, the Great North Run runner who raised more than £2,000 for cancer research
Mae Craven completed the run in memory of her mum who died from cancer when she was 15
Four cast members in The Lizzie Borden Story have appeared in Monster seasons before
It’s not just Charlie Hunnam who came back
Five Russell Group uni cities make the top 10 for part-time student jobs, but Hull comes first
Students face an average £502 monthly gap between their maintenance loan and living costs, with 65 per cent of undergraduates now working during term time
‘Deeply disturbed’: Black congress members respond to Converse ad and request urgent meeting
It was pulled after being accused of ‘racist imagery’
Rebecca Hall explains how she invented Abby Borden’s personality for Netflix’s Monster
She had some unusual inspiration
Owner of beloved Lady Gaga fanpage returns to internet after two years in Russian prison
‘I’m out now, I’m safe’
A GoFundMe has been set up for Perez Hilton’s family and it’s barely getting any donations
People aren’t happy that it exists
Did Lizzie Borden have seizures or a mental illness? Her health and the epilepsy theory
Monster shows her dissociating
‘Never be alone’: Nance O’Neil dished about intimate dinners with Lizzie Borden in great detail
Lizzie had the same odd demand each time
The real life crime scene pictures from the Borden house that were used in Lizzie Borden trial
The police who worked on the case have been described as ‘sloppy’
The real Lizzie Borden’s time in prison wasn’t as glamorous as Netflix’s Monster
Yes, she did stay in an actual cell
Horse dealers, doctors, and the other suspects left out of Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
Even Jack the Ripper came up