Coventry Clubbers of the Week
Awful candids coming out in full force here
Hello Cov folk, we meet again – back for another week with another bunch of clubbers who really brought it. But we aren't talking sexy, caught off guard, Coventry's Next Top Model level pics – we mean messy. Because let's be honest, is a club pic ever going to be a genuinely good candid? No. And that's okay with us.
From squad of the week to sleepiest clubber, come see if you've made it.
Squad of the week
I take back what I said this is fit
Runners up
Best dressed clubber of the week
I don't understand either hun
Sleepiest clubber
She is not your pillow, sir
Shy clubbers of the week
I see four successful hidden faces
Runners up
Most coordinated clubbers of the week
They practiced this in the living room you just know they did
Shocked clubbers of the week
I'd make that face too if I was surrounded by that may topless men
"WOAH there" is what that facial expression is saying
The third wheeler of the week
Least he's supportive
Unexpected clubber of the week
I have too many questions about this
Happiest clubbers of the week
I blame the lime shirt
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