‘You may hate cigarettes but you are still smokin’: QUBLove’s spiciest confessions

The Student Room states that one fifth of British students will find the love of their life at university, and at Queen's a hero has come to bring people together. Known only as Qupid, this romance vigilante has taken up the noble quest to ignite the little sparks of love that are formed throughout Belfast every day. Qupid, a "gooey romantic with a passion of bringing people together", believes that they key to this success is anonymity.

They told The Belfast Tab: "The idea was to get people laughing and thinking 'is that me?'

"Belfast is the new Venice, and love engulfs the land. I shall remain anonymous. I am not the hero Belfast deserves, I am the one they need".

These are some of our favourite submissions.

The heartfelt

I think they meant 'from the guy from engineering' but unsure

The creative

Shame they spelt 'lab coat' wrong really

The very creative

'QUBLove1' – start as you mean to go on

The one with a niche type

Oh we know alright

The nerdy

You might feel gross but you also feel educated – how's that for tonal whiplash?

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The Halloween heartthrob

If that's not the most 2018 of love declarations I don't know what is

And the freshers fling

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The downright creepy

There is a lot going on here but we're not going to dwell on any of it

The club courtships

Smokin'

DM us with a translation of this and we'll reward you with a high five

And finally, the Belfast Romeo and Juliet

IS THIS NOT THE MOST BELFAST THING EVER?