Coventry Clubbers of the Week: Week nine
Have you made it?
Another week, another lot of clubbers to shame in this week's Coventry Clubbers of the Week. As it gets closer to deadlines we bring you another article to distract you from the impending stress. Thank us later for the procrastination material.
Plus, this very material may even feature some of your friends or even yourself to remind you of your awful drunk antics from the other night. Pray that you asked the photographer for that second photo, because we all know the first is gonna be hideous.
Squad of the week
Love the legs hun
Runners up
Imagine if you didn't spill your entire drink down you
Best dressed clubbers
We love a running theme (literally?)
Runners up
Sucks to be the one who didn't get the memo
Cutest couple
Adorbs
Most prepared clubbers
Literally everyone was ready for this. Expertly posed
Saddest clubber of the week
It's okay, life isn't always this rough
Photobomb of the week
Never seen such a sad looking floating head
Fails of the week
How dare you ruin such a good photo, middle guy
Literally none of you are looking at the camera
Strangest snaps of the week
Is this a club photo or a shit album cover?
Runners up
Why… no shirts… no shirts at all?
Did not expect a penis straw to make it all the way to the club tbh
Loneliest clubbers
Guess he wasn't cool enough to fit onto the chair
Most shocked clubbers
Guy in the back just had a really big sneeze comin'
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