Civilised students step aside – Soton’s Clubbers of the Week has officially arrived!
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Another week, another lot of hilarious, cringe and saucy pics from the very best Southampton has to offer.
With Christmas fast approaching, everyone's being hit with deadline after deadline, and Jan exams are looming over our shoulders. So while some of us may be wallowing in self pity, others are taking the opportunity to get drunk, make a fool of themselves, and forget all their responsibilities.
Winter has arrived with full force, so bundle up, grab a cuppa and take a look at our Clubbers of the Week:
Biggest third wheel of the week
Runners up
"This is a banger!" of the week (right)
Runner up
Waviest garms of the week
Runner up
"Oh shit that's my ex" of the week
Loneliest clubber of the week
Runners up
Moodiest clubbers of the week
Runners up
Cutest couple of the week
Runners up
Sleepiest clubber of the week
Runners up
Finger suck of the week (left)
Youngest clubbers of the week
Weapon of the week
Runners up
BFFs of the week
Runners up
Highest flyer of the week
Runners up
Laziest conga line of the week
Runner up
Half-hearted costumes of the week
Runners up
Player of the week
Runners up
My eyes are up here
WTF of the week
The longer you look at this, the less it makes sense
Runners up
Expression of the week
Runners up
Edgiest guitar playing of the week
Rockstar bro
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Lizzie had the same odd demand each time
The real life crime scene pictures from the Borden house that were used in Lizzie Borden trial
The police who worked on the case have been described as ‘sloppy’
The real Lizzie Borden’s time in prison wasn’t as glamorous as Netflix’s Monster
Yes, she did stay in an actual cell
Horse dealers, doctors, and the other suspects left out of Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
Even Jack the Ripper came up
After Ed Gein, why Charlie Hunnam came back to play Andrew Borden in The Lizzie Borden Story
The Monster creators and the actor have explained their decisions
Is going to uni still worth the money? Leeds students weigh in
With tuition fees now at £9,535 per year and rent costs soaring, uni is more expensive than ever
Expert reveals her reasoning behind Gen Z’s viral iced coffee interview controversy
Maybe she has a point
Police stop alleged terror attack on Manchester’s Jewish community
Two men are currently being interrogated on suspicion of terrorism
Converse releases apology statement after people claim new ad resembles ‘racist imagery’
‘I cannot fathom why Converse would greenlight something so abhorrent’
Sign spotted in UCL building condemns culprit for ‘repeatedly urinating on the floor’
One person on social media compared it to rumours of a ‘phantom defecator’
Who was Aileen Wuornos? The real story behind her role in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
She was an infamous female killer
Inside the incredible $8.2million LA mansion Nick and Vanessa Lachey just listed for sale
It has a guest house, basketball court and pool
Charity issues warning over ‘dark’ and ‘upsetting’ scene in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
It’s a disturbing watch
Seances, ghosts, and parties: The legacy of Lizzie Borden’s last resting place, Maplecroft Mansion
‘Some people have said that they have been pushed. I got poked in the eye’
Olivia Rodrigo rinsed for sending handwritten letter ‘begging’ Grammy voters to nominate her
It’s like a GCSE English essay