Coventry Clubbers of the Week
We’re back and with a whole lot of new clubbers
Have you made it into this week's Clubbers of the Week and embarrassed yourself for another week running? Even if you didn't get papped, you probably did still embarrass yourself, let's be honest. It's okay, the JJ's bouncers have seen so many messy students they're never going to remember you.
But we will. We're here to force you to look upon your drunk mugshots and cringe. Now they're immortalised, etched into the internet forever. So scroll below to relive the night out below all over again. Good luck.
Squad of the week
Steady on, cowboy
Runners up
How you doin'
Very fearless squad, very vogue, we love it
Biggest spat
I predict a riot at the Rubber Duck Rave
Weird hand signs of the week
What year are we in again?
Runners up
Whose hand even is that?
More? Just stop
Most protective clubber
THESE ARE MY FRIENDS – MINE
Biggest 'what the hell' moment
So many things are happening here, it's like a renaissance painting
Sleepiest clubbers
Runners up
I count at least three pairs of closed eyes
Most possessed clubber
Far right – he's coming for you.
Most shocked clubber
OH MY GOD – Becky, look at her butt
Most shouty clubber
Oi, Neil!
Most annoyed clubber
'Ouch he just hit my boob'
Loneliest clubber
The drink is your only friend now
Latest
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Lizzie had the same odd demand each time
The real life crime scene pictures from the Borden house that were used in Lizzie Borden trial
The police who worked on the case have been described as ‘sloppy’
The real Lizzie Borden’s time in prison wasn’t as glamorous as Netflix’s Monster
Yes, she did stay in an actual cell
Horse dealers, doctors, and the other suspects left out of Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
Even Jack the Ripper came up
After Ed Gein, why Charlie Hunnam came back to play Andrew Borden in The Lizzie Borden Story
The Monster creators and the actor have explained their decisions
Is going to uni still worth the money? Leeds students weigh in
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Expert reveals her reasoning behind Gen Z’s viral iced coffee interview controversy
Maybe she has a point
Police stop alleged terror attack on Manchester’s Jewish community
Two men are currently being interrogated on suspicion of terrorism
Converse releases apology statement after people claim new ad resembles ‘racist imagery’
‘I cannot fathom why Converse would greenlight something so abhorrent’
Sign spotted in UCL building condemns culprit for ‘repeatedly urinating on the floor’
One person on social media compared it to rumours of a ‘phantom defecator’
Who was Aileen Wuornos? The real story behind her role in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
She was an infamous female killer
Inside the incredible $8.2million LA mansion Nick and Vanessa Lachey just listed for sale
It has a guest house, basketball court and pool
Charity issues warning over ‘dark’ and ‘upsetting’ scene in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
It’s a disturbing watch
Seances, ghosts, and parties: The legacy of Lizzie Borden’s last resting place, Maplecroft Mansion
‘Some people have said that they have been pushed. I got poked in the eye’
Olivia Rodrigo rinsed for sending handwritten letter ‘begging’ Grammy voters to nominate her
It’s like a GCSE English essay