All I ever wanted was to see Clubbers of the Week
All I ever wanted was to make you mine
I know that I love you, oh Heebies why don't you see…
Gangs of the week


Bringing the cool to the 'Pool
When Flo Rida tells you to get low, you get low
Baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps
Lurkers of the week

"Alright, which one of us is gonna tell him to piss off?"
Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus, 2018 edition
Foam finger not included
Beware of the flying hair
Coming to a club near you
When your mate pretends to kiss you to ward off male attention but you realise he's actually a fitty
"Can you be my wingwoman now please?"
Shoe have no idea who's trying to call them now
Shame they have crep signal
Tfw you reach the final 1000 words of your dissertation
Freedom is mine…until exam season
Checking the same shirt you wore to the SJ isn't a stinker
They just never get the temperature right in there
Ffs the Heebies eagle is back again
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?







