It’s here! The FINAL Clubbers of the Week for term two
This week was MESSY
Calling all Coventry clubbers, have you made it to another week in the hall of shame? Have you made it every week in a row? We're sorry if you have, but also that's pretty impressive.
Take a look and pray that you've made it into a more respectable award like squad of the week rather than fail of the week. And for all those stunners of the week… you're certified models now, up with the likes of Cara Delevingne. You're welcome.
Squad of the week
Gyals turned UP
Runners up
When the whole accounting firm ends up in JJ's
That leopard print get up is a LEWK if I've ever seen one
Stunners of the week
Runners up
Biggest WTF moments
Should anyone's back bend that far?
Literally no one was ready
Awkward trios
Third wheeling is hard but imagine fifth wheeling
Nobody really wanted to be there. Especially far left
You just can't get between two gal pals sorry, buddy!
Biggest wankers
This one speaks for itself
Do you have any mates or did you leave them all just for this flex pic
Have fun washing those jeans mate
Ooh I'm so hard core
Did they shave that poor guy's head? I bet they did
Creepers of the week
When ur having fun at JJ's and then remember rent is due tomorrow :/
This is Jim from The Office look is there ever was one
Sleepiest clubbers
Eyes closed. Power nap. Back to the Wild Wednesday grind.
Those sunglasses are a handy way of hiding your sleepy eyes, babe
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