Sesh gremlins, come look at Sussex Clubbers of the week
Oh! You pretty things…
Yes, the boozy haze of Freshers Week is receding in the rear-view mirrors at a frightening pace as we are slowly brought blinking into a world of coursework and tight deadlines, but that hasn't stopped you lot being a bunch of sesh gremlins. Here are the Sussex freshers of the week – you're probably in it…
Squad of the week
Runners up
Lickage of the week
We have no words…
Runners up
Unsettling stare of the week
Nice flamingo you've got there
Runner up
Bad man of the week
Runners up
Don't mess
"Ooh fwiend" of the week
Cupcake demolition of the week
Girl band of the week
Coordinated flip of the week
Shortly followed by…
Face plant of the week
Eyeballs of the week
Runner up
"Did I leave the hob on…?"
Snog of the week
Not even sure if this qualifies as a kiss
Runners up
Photos credits
Fat Poppadaddy’s and Secret Discotheque photos courtesy of Fat Poppadaddy's
C U Next Tuesday photos courtesy of Rox Promotions
Trash Mondays photos by MXL Media
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