Why St Andrews is the worst place in the world

I mean, just look at this dump

9 years ago

Laurie Smith | Guides

Aside from coming to study, there really is no reason to come to St Andrews at all.

There's no space to go outside and breathe

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And when you do go outside, it's mostly just old, crumbling buildings anyway…

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I mean, it's just falling to pieces

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There's literally nothing to do

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It's so boring here

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I went on a night out with Bonnie Blue – it was uncomfortable and she’s dead behind the eyes

There is really nothing special about this place

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And everyone wears funny clothes

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There are weird rituals designed to make you dirty

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And then make you clean again

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But I guess when it's not raining, this place is pretty damn fine and we wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world!

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Laurie Smith | Guides