Clubbers of the Week: Varsity Special
The only Reading we have done this semester
We had the Wall of Grey, the whole fifty shades of it.
“But Mum, no-one else brings their little brother to Fishies”
Hooray! My virginity! Untouched for another night!
‘Boob VKs’, coming to a store near you

‘Every step you take I’ll be watching you’
He believes that his heart will…go on
I remember my first VK
When you’ve got Fishies at 11, but cookery class at 12
The three stages of grief after an ugly pull
Twist and Pulse 2.0
‘Shall I compare thee to a summers day…’
‘Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May’
Sex, VKs and Rock ‘n’ Roll
When Bae is getting them gainz




















