All the best clubbers of Freshers’ Fortnight 2016

Hello freshers! Did you have a good intro to uni life? Are you feeling a little poorly? Does your ickle head hurt?

Freshers’ is over, but you needn’t fret – the memories will last a lifetime. As will these pictures.

Here are the best clubbers of Freshers’ Fortnight 2016. If you aren’t in this, you might as well pack up, move back home and save yourself the shame.

Coldest clubbers

Please sir, we got lost on the way to the bus stop and we’re positively frozen

Hello buddy, good to see you here in the discotheque

We will do dance to many big songs yes?

Has this guy died?

Seriously though someone check his pulse

Ignore the girls, that guy in the back has lost his keys

Gutted, he’s not finding them in that foam

Seriously Stephen look at him, he’s not even that good a DJ

Look at the way he spins the decks Stephen he’s such an amateur

Mum, dad, you were supposed to  have gone home!

My new flatmates are going to think I’m weird!

DJs in Belfast literally have to do this to look happy

Tough gig

Oh my God, this guy’s kissing the Queen

Has anybody told Philip!?

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You must never go there, Simba

 What do you mean you need to see ID?

Surely there’s not alcohol in VKs

When you realise you forgot to put your hair gel in

It’s not 2009 anymore man

When you see another top bloke drinking VK Orange

Yeah sound man sound yeah two VKs yeah two straws yeah sound

What do you mean you ‘Don’t have any Scouting For Girls’?

Not even She’s So Lovely?

Haven’t we seen these guys before?

Oh yeah