The very best of Leeds freshers’ groups 2016
They’re coming
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the long road to BNOC-dom starts well before freshers’ week.
Its clear the era of befriending tangible human beings when you actually get to uni is well and truly behind us (It’s 2k16 ffs!).
So if you’re looking for that perfect Facebook post to grab the attention of your fellow scholars, look no further. The Tab Leeds has compiled a selection of the very best from the freshers’ groups of 2016:
Gutted for you if you were counting on Adam to father your children.
Jesus christ Mark, if I didn’t know any better I’d think you like alcohol.
Uni
3000 messages a day from a bunch of total strangers, you say?! And they’re all maths students, you say!? Where do I bloody sign up!?
I just hope she constructs her sentences more carefully when it comes to writing essays.
Not your boyfriend it would seem.
I’m thinking you need to get a restraining order.
Not weird at all, Shreya. The answer is they’re forbidden unless used ironically. Same applies for basically everything else in Leeds.
It’s possible but I wouldn’t recommend it
Can’t way to see how this pans out on an episode of Catfish
#topbants
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