Best clubbers: Euros 2016 edition!
You little tykes
Term is over. The clubs have closed their doors to student and welcomed in the dregs of the locals – because, obviously, the best and most ardent English clubbers have popped over the channel to take our lowkey drinking culture to the Euros. It’s been honestly so great.
Couple of the week
Defensive dancing of the week
https://twitter.com/saadamalajlan/status/742698318913011713
‘Mate, you are definitely too drunk to negotiate with the bouncer’ of the week
BREAKING: Two England fans BANNED from France and jailed for 2 months and 3 months https://t.co/xXmD2mtzdN pic.twitter.com/locjK6pfKb
— The Mirror (@DailyMirror) June 13, 2016
Hero of the week
England fans are the best in the world. pic.twitter.com/UxtJdUZFUF
— Now Football (@Nowfootball) June 11, 2016
He’s just getting involved.
‘Should have got an Uber’ of the week
https://twitter.com/MathusalemBronx/status/742720188148244483
Really good reference of the week
He’s talking about notorious footballer Paul Gascoigne.
Besties of the week
https://twitter.com/FBAwayDays/status/741294698313220096
The one who just wanted a quiet night out to be honest
Loser of the week
Unfortunately, Dave’s mates told him they’d be on board with the group costume. They weren’t.
https://twitter.com/FootyHumour/status/741718473127170052
‘All my uncles say streaking is classic so here goes’ of the week
🆘‼🐸😂 After the battles ended in #Marseilles … again started the everyday madness. #EURO2016 pic.twitter.com/AfdGBRWJ3B
— Onlinemagazin Ⓥ (@OnlineMagazin) June 14, 2016
Last minute costumes of the week
#rus #eng and locals at lunchtime in Marseilles pic.twitter.com/66PHqNqkGg
— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) June 11, 2016
Fitties of the week
Nah just kidding there are none.
‘Mistakes were made’ of the week
Euro 2016 violence: Tipton man banned from football for 5 YEARS after Marseilles violence https://t.co/mmNLuYmdzf pic.twitter.com/f0TgfPQy40
— Andy Turton (@andyturton) June 14, 2016
Bunch of blokes who know exactly what the ref needs to do and are angry about it
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