Would you rather: UEA edition

We’ve all played “would you rather”, but have you ever played the ultimate UEA student version? Probably not, seeing as we just invented it.

Get your friends together, use it as a game for your next pre-drinks, or even just as a revision break in the overcrowded library. We don’t care. We just want to know how messed up your responses are.

Would you rather…

A) Fall down the steps in the square in front of loads of people

B) Get pushed into the lake

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Would you rather…

A) Be bitten by the UEA swan

B) Have your leg humped by Cloud Dog

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Would you rather…

A) Be stuck to the LCR floor

B) Be stuck in the lunchtime queue for Unio

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Would you rather…

A) Lose to Essex at Derby Day

B) Finish uni with a third class degree

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Would you rather…

A) Wake up next to Yinbo

B) Wake up next to Jo Swo

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Would you rather…

A) Live with a bunch of randomers in second year, but have your own room

B) Live with al of your best friends, but have to share a two-bedroom flat

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Would you rather…

A) Be in first year forever

B) Be promised a £40k job when you graduate

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Would you rather…

A) Get unlimited VKs at the LCR for the rest of the semester

B) Get unlimited pizza in red bar for the rest of 2016

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Would you rather…

A) Go on a rugby social

B) Go on a hockey social

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Would you rather…

A) Be caught by campus security smoking up on the broad on 420

B) Be caught on UEA: spotted passed out in a bush after the LCR

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