Clubbers of the week
It’s been a bit of a mad one
Hotties of the week

Squad of the week

Creeps of the week

Always hungry

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

Let me just clean that for you
Gangsters of the week

My feelings exactly
Most energetic clubber of the week

Throwing some mad quadrilaterals
Facial expression of the week

I’ve spent how much?
Runner up

I hope they can’t smell that
Most likely to be single

Runners up

Trainee DJ of the week

One day you’ll be as cool as me son
Vaper of the week

We get it, you vape
Most likely to be mid-sneeze

I’ll get you a tissue
Mystery photographer of the week

Who took this?
Most tragic couple of the week

We’ll stay away from Plato’s cave, thanks
Loneliest clubber of the week

I remember my first visit to Salvos







