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Bookies favourite David Dahlborn will have to settle for a year abroad in Jerusalem instead
Sustainability, Ethics and Operations: Mohammad Ali
Ali braved two big-shot challengers to land a knock out blow against Lacrosse President James Simcox and Swedish people’s hero David Dahlborn, who suffered a tragic Portillo moment.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a full-paid union official
Activities and Events: Asad Khan
Khan cruised to a landslide victory despite a 1% vote deduction.
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Tory BNOC Helen Chandler Wilde withdrew from the two horse race that saw her accuse members of the Women’s Network of bullying.
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