This week’s Big Pet on Campus is named after a French philosopher
He’s probably smarter than you
BPOC is back with a stunning combination of brains and beauty – meet Albert, the Lionhead lothario from Hyde Park…
Name: Albert (named after French philosophical badman Albert Camus).

Age: 6 months.
Breed: Lionhead.
Sex: Male.

Likes: Chewing Carpet and Parkour.
Dislikes: Other men (he wants all the ladies to himself).

Fave music: Big into chilled music, likes Bon Iver.
Relationship status: Swinger. Doesn’t want to be tied down.

Funny quirks: Can speak French & English. Currently mastering Portuguese.
Where he sees himself in five years time: Stewed & lying on a beach, fighting off the girls in multiple languages.






